You can't say that Army Green Death Machine isn't a name for a typewriter. You can't ignore it!
Very good, very good.
Thank you. You made me laugh on a day that I really needed it.
Poor Poop-face! Super-5's never get nice names :P
I find Rusty is quite a common name among typewriters
Hilarious!I have The Purple Prose Producer and The Belle of the Insurgency. Most of my poor machines are still waiting for their names.
Doesn't matter how hard I try, I can't name a typewriter. Apart from new seductress, Lexi. And Lazarus, an Olympia with a new pulse. And Ollie (not Stan) for a machine I don't even own, yet. So, no names. Not ever.
These are getting better!Incidentally, I name my more interesting machines after family members.
You can't say that Army Green Death Machine isn't a name for a typewriter. You can't ignore it!
ReplyDeleteVery good, very good.
DeleteThank you. You made me laugh on a day that I really needed it.
ReplyDeletePoor Poop-face! Super-5's never get nice names :P
ReplyDeleteI find Rusty is quite a common name among typewriters
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI have The Purple Prose Producer and The Belle of the Insurgency. Most of my poor machines are still waiting for their names.
Doesn't matter how hard I try, I can't name a typewriter. Apart from new seductress, Lexi. And Lazarus, an Olympia with a new pulse. And Ollie (not Stan) for a machine I don't even own, yet. So, no names. Not ever.
ReplyDeleteThese are getting better!
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, I name my more interesting machines after family members.